Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
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areolas are like halos for boobs.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
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Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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