They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
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hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
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The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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