my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
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I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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