can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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