Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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