party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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