New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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