I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
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i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
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struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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