i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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