Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
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My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
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Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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