"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
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My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
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My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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