So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
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Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
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It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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