She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Randomize
