Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
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Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
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Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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