Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
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Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
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Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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