But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
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Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
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Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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