So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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