Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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