Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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