actually, I'm a sock model
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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