I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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