She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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