He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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