Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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