belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
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I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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Let the clothes fall where they may.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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