just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
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He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
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What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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