Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
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If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
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You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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