Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
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The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
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Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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