She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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