Whoa Z and x make the same sound
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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