Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Randomize
