And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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