just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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