I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
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