cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
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