No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Randomize
