She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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