So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
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