I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
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She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
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our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
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