i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
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Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
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It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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