Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
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im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Can I color on your dick again?
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He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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