The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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