did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
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