Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
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i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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