I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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