i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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