They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
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Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
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He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
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