Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
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