you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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