After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
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asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
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It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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