break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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