Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
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He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
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MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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