well you can't waste a boner
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Last time i carry you out of a forest
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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