discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
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I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
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She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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